How many of you know when you have a casual relationship with a chick… err… woman & you & your boy are obviously going on a week “Fuckfest” trip to the Bahamas or Daytona, & she says exactly the opposite of what she means…

Tron(on the phone): Oh yeah Tiff me & my boy Fayze are just going to be gone for 1 week
Fayze (in the back smoking a blunt)
Tiffany: Well just bring some condoms
Tron: Don’t be crazy girl… Why would I need condoms for?
Tiffany: Well you know people get crazy & I just want you to be protected just in case?
Tron: Hey bitch me & Fayze ain’t like THAT!!!
Fayze (Still smokin): Yo hang up on that bitch I gotta call my baby momma. She owe me $15
(Tron signalling him to stop)
Tiffany: No baby you know just in case, you know… With um… other women!!!
Tron: Nah baby you the only one…
Tiffany: Well just be careful baby.

Next cut to the plane Tron & Fayze’s Hotelroom
You see Tron & Fayze double, triple, & quadriple teaming various women. They even putting wresting holds on bitches in the room.

Tron get’s back & sees Tiffany at her job.

Tron: Hey baby I got ya something
Tiffany: Tron.. well were you careful?
Tron: Yeah girl we never travel with the uh… coke on us (whispering & looking around)… We get other people to do that…
Tiffany: No did you use protection?

Now in Tron’s brain he’s thinking IS she joking? Was I supposed to tell her about it? Is she down like THAT?

Tron: Yeah bitch we had a blast. We were tag teaming bitches & fucking bitches 2, three times a day!!!!
Tiffany (with blank look on her face): You fuckin ASSHOLE!!!!
Tron: Whaa I wore something…
Tiffany(still crying)
Tron: Don’t worry I didn’t BRING any of those bitches back wif me. I didn’t even give them my number.. I’m BACK girl…

Needless to say Tron NEVER got to hit THAT ass again in life. A lesson learned if ever a women ever tells you it’s OK to see, or sleep with another woman… LIE

— I have no affiliate with the Chappelle Show or Comedy Central. I am just a fan continuing to write comedy based on Dave’s Characters.

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