The Mad Real World Cast on THE FAMILY DUEL

Bob Ratchet: Hi gang this is Bob Ratchet & your watching THE FAMILY DUEL where usually 2 families duke it out but this week is reality Week & we have here with us the gang from THE MAD REAL WORLD & The regular guys from Joe Regular. So first let’s meet the MAD REAL WORLD.
Bob: This is Tron. Tron tell us a little about yourself & who you brought with you.
Tron: I’m MothaFuckin Tron from the Ave Biyach A hustler with tha ol Gangsta lean… To the right of me
Bob: That’s your left Tron
Tron: To the left of me Chuck
Bob: That’s BOB, Tron…
Tron: I got that Nigga Tyree, his boy Lysol couldn’t be here tonight cause he got locked up so we brought Katie instead. Then we got Fayze who got’s a special this week if you see him on the Ave, & say you saw him on TV. And that fat white boy at the end is Chad. They made us bring his fat azz with us.

(Shot To the buzzer Tron, Bob, & one of the contestants from the other side)
Bob: We asked 100 people in the hood what did you first notice about your current girlfriend?
BUZZZZ
Bob: Tron your answer please
Tron: THAT FAT AZZ
Bob (Looking down + shaking his head): The eh… ass. ITS THE NO 1 ANSWER!!!!

(Cut to Fayze + Bob)
Bob: Now we asked 100 little girls in the suburbs what do you want for Christmas?
Fayze: I don’t know .. A Blunt?
Bob: Survey says…. X
Bob: Chad we asked 100 little girls in the suburbs what do you want for Christmas?
Chad: My little Pony?
Tyree: Your little wha??
Bob: Show me My little Pony… XX
Bob: OK Tron, same question we asked 100 little girls in the suburbs what do you want for Christmas?
Tron: Some Motha Fuckin Black D!CK!!!!!
Bob (looking down in disgust): Survey says… XXX
Bob: (standing in front of Tron) Now it’s time for a commercial, people at home we’ll be right back
Tron (grabbing his mic): & PEOPLE AT HOME SUCK MY NU…..

(Cut to Bob)
Bob: Let’s see what the answers were. We asked 100 kids from the hood what do you want to be when you grow up.
Bob: Number 5
Audience: A Rapper!!
Bob: Number 3
Audience: Over 21!!!
Bob: And the number 1 answer was????
Audience: A mothafuckin P.I.M.P
Tron: See I told you mothafuckas

(Cut to Bob & Chad)
Bob: Now Chad get this right & The Mad Real World wins the game
Tyree: Get it wrong & it’s your AZZ!!!
Bob: We’re looking for the number 5 answer, we asked 100 people what the best thing to do when you lock your keys in your car?
Tron: What did we tell you to do when we stole your keys to your car & came back & forget them in the car?
Chad: Call Dee from up the street?
Bob: Survey Says???
Chad: NO THATS NOT MY ANSWER!!!
Bob: IT’S CALL DEE FROM UP THE STREET!!!!!

Cut to Bob & Tyree in the Bonus Round
Ok It’s The Bonus Round Tyree you got 30 seconds on the clock to answer 5 questions.
Bob: Popular winter sport?
Tyree: Playstation
Bob: Most memorable moment of your life?
Tyree: First Piece of Azz
Bob: Good place for a first date
Tyree: My crib

(Cut to Bob & Tron already started in the bonus round 8 seconds on the clock)
Bob: Richest man in the U.S.
Tron: P. DIDDY!!!
Bob (3 seconds left): What do….
Tron: THEEEESSSEEE NUUUTSSSSS!!!!!
Buzzer sounds……
Bob: OK times up let’s see how you did.
Bob: Favorite winter sport…
Bob: Tron said…
Bob: Fuckin’
Bob: Survey says… 0
Bob: Most memorable moment of your life… Tron you said
Bob: Show me “Getting out of school”
Bob: Survey says 30
Tron: My momma whopped my azz when I dropped out.
Bob: Good place for a first date, You said “Holiday INN”
Bob: Survey says 15!!!
Bob: Richest man in America you said, “P. Diddy”
Bob: Survey says 20!!
Tron: YEAH I KEW THAT SH!T
Bob: Now you need 60 points to win the game & unfortunately you didn’t even listen to the last question.
Bob: But let’s look anyway… What… We asked what do parrots like to eat?
Bob: You said “NUTS”
Bob:Chad: Survey says 63 & THE MAD REAL WORDS WINS THE GAME!!!!

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