New Urban Products

Dave’s Intro
Sometimes there needs to be products that are just catered to the Black Community that others might not understand the need for it. I mean I could look all day in the suburbs for a damn box of grits… I once went looking for Grits & the bitch tried to give me a box of fucking Cream of Wheat… I should have known what she was talking about when she said
“You mean the box with JJ on it”?
Really is Jimmy Walker getting Royalties from that shit?
Anyway here’s more black products…

Anyway here’s more Black products for the Urban Market…

Narator (White Voice): Has this ever happened to you?

Black Kid pulling a temper tantrum & throws down a vase on the flow.
Kid (stomping up & down): I WANT ICE CREAM, I WANT ICE CREAM!!!

… shot to Leonard Washington (DAVE) with cigarette hanging out of his mouth….

LEONARD: Now see son back in my day if my father saw me do something like he’d pull of his belt & whoop the shit outta me. Get your coat on let’s go to the store…

Kid: Oh yeah???

LEONARD: Yeah hurry up, now…

Walks to the stores, sees Leonard & the kid, the kids walking excitedly in as Leonard opens the door.

They continue walking down the isle with the ice cream machine & pass it.

KID: Dad we passed the ice cream..
LEONARD: That’s not what we came fo’….

You see Leonard picking up something
Narrator Voice:
Can’t spank your kid cause you’re afraid family services is gonna take your kid away?
Introducing “THE BELT”…. We take the guess work out of it, a leather strapped belt with plastic belt buckle that completely complies with city standards on what you can legally use to spank your children..

shot to kid looking nervous…

LEONARD: Now get your ASS HERE!!!!

Blurred images of LEONARD in the background whopping the kid & screams…

NARRATOR: “New THE BELT available at all local corner stores & introducing “The Switch” for a really good spanking…

Shot to LEONARD stopping & looking at the camera:

LEONARD: I don’t spank my kids, I whoop the shit outta my kids…..

Please be advised I have no affiliation with the Chappelle Show or Comedy Central. I’m just continuing with his characters.

Posted by Pimpanese in General, Chappelle Show Sketches