I used to know this Preacher by the name of Reverand JuneBug.

Let’s say he wasn’t your average preacher.

One day he started of his surmon like this.

And now Reverand JuneBug will take the alter…
Thank You Deacon Messness.

I just want to start by saying we are in the midst of troublin’ times.
You can’t even walk to the store no more without being harasssed for spare change.
And women… Oh you precious sweet thangs… sweet thangs.
I know what… What you been through.
You been stalked…
You been hurt…
You been lied to…
Cheated on…
You been promised thangs that …
That you wil never receive.. No suh Never receive.
Ya been stolen from…
Ya been tricked to steal for drugs…
Alkohol… Pain killers… Even Ho-Hos & snack cakes…
You been Fondled…
Made to lay up in Hotels…
Touched all up in the booty hole & various places…

& I’d just like to say I’m sorry.
Woooo boy that medication those doctors done gave me…

Now to todays surmon…
Deacon Messness.. Nigga turn my mike UP!!!!

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